This cracked me up so hard…These “clear as mud” instructions appeared on a box that held a kitchen chopper made in China. You have to love the translation!
In order that the article has minced could be perfectly cut, Knocked Vigorously on the bud Superior hand Opened. The most or less great number of knocks determines the fineness of cup. The rotation of knives is made automatically and regularly. For the cleaning, to pull the inferior bell and to release the recipient Superior. Well to rinse the machine, if possible to the running water. Re-assembly in senses inverts. All parts metallic are executed in a materials has the test of the rust.