Dave Carey and I stood [surrounded by all this delicious looking food] in Martin’s supermarket last evening [buying juice] and he said to me, “Do you realize that we have not eaten yet this year?” That is a weird thought. This is day 12… and going strong! God is good.

How did God “create” something from nothing? Check out Genesis 1:2. Notice the descriptive terms: formless, empty, and dark. In the beginning, the universe was void, an invisible vaccuum. Then God set about creating the earth, utilizing his seemingly limitless supply of power and energy. But there was no matter with which to work. Where…

I stood behind this human chimney the other night at the 7-11 and he made all my clothes smell. Public smoking should be outlawed. I have no interest in your disgusting habit. Stop forcing your smelly way of life on me.

Rant of the day: Ok, here’s my question. What’s the deal with those infomercial people? I mean where do they come up with these folks? I have never met anyone who is that excited about a food chopper or an ab cruncher. These hosts are just insanely excited about their product! Why do they have…