Well, after three years of very faithful service, I decided to give up my now vintage Nokia phone for a brand new shiny silver Motorola Razr. It’s so sharp I could shave with it… yeah, okay, that’s a bad joke, but the Razr sure is a dandy. Almost as nice as my Fusion. Ok, I…

My Dad calls my trips the fireball tours. I guess because I come in on a Friday and leave on Sunday. 24 hours of driving in one weekend. It’s a very tiring experience, let me assure you. You have to enjoy your car to spend that much time in it. That being said, I am…

Lady at the post office today: Lady: Ok, your total is $5.49. Do you want delivery confirmation? Guy: Sure. Lady: Ok, I just need your John Henry right here. Me: (standing behind the guy signing to myself…) When John Henry was a little bitty baby Sitting on his daddy’s knee Well, he picked up a…

Mercy! It’s the third day of 2007 and I still have not posted. I say! Well, the past few weeks have been curiously warm. It definitely has not been a normal Christmas season. The only snow we have seen was when it snowed on my birthday nearly a month ago, and that was gone in…