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Lowes is for the birds

Posted on Monday 28 June 2004 by Joshua

If you have ever visited a Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse, you will notice that no matter what state you are in, there are always birds flying around the rafters. Tonight I spoke with the paint guy about the situation.

wonder: hey, how do you guys get the birds out of here?

paint guy: hawks.

wonder: hawks? how do they get in?

paint guy: same as the birds.

wonder: i guess that takes care of your bird problems. how do you get the hawks out?

paint guy: when they realize there is no food, they leave.

wonder: you’ll have that.

paint guy: yup. works like a charm.

So there you go folks… thats how Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse takes care of their bird issues.

2 thoughts on “Lowes is for the birds”

  1. ABC says:
    Friday 2 July 2004 at 4:25 pm

    My question is this….Why is it that I’ve never seen any bird poopy anywhere in those stores????

  2. KC says:
    Monday 28 June 2004 at 9:29 pm

    how DO those birds get in? man i feel for birds about the same as i do fish. they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt fly directly at your face and then swerve at the last second. when i was at cedar point i saw a guy get pooped on by a bird. his girlfriend was like on the floor rolling with laughter. so was i. it was just way hilarious.

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