If you have ever visited a Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse, you will notice that no matter what state you are in, there are always birds flying around the rafters. Tonight I spoke with the paint guy about the situation.
wonder: hey, how do you guys get the birds out of here?
paint guy: hawks.
wonder: hawks? how do they get in?
paint guy: same as the birds.
wonder: i guess that takes care of your bird problems. how do you get the hawks out?
paint guy: when they realize there is no food, they leave.
wonder: you’ll have that.
paint guy: yup. works like a charm.
So there you go folks… thats how Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse takes care of their bird issues.
My question is this….Why is it that I’ve never seen any bird poopy anywhere in those stores????
how DO those birds get in? man i feel for birds about the same as i do fish. they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt fly directly at your face and then swerve at the last second. when i was at cedar point i saw a guy get pooped on by a bird. his girlfriend was like on the floor rolling with laughter. so was i. it was just way hilarious.