Ok, I just stumbled upon this website the other day and it has had me laughing hysterically. I can’t stand the cutsie cheesy schmaltz that is frequently presented on church signs. You know, stuff like … this church is prayer-conditioned, God answers knee-mail, ch — ch – what’s missing? ur! Anyway, check out crummychurchsigns.com if you want a good laugh. The guy puts the signs on the left and his comments on the right. Matt Nightingale, this post is for you.
Okay, so I can’t stop reading these! We need to take pictures of the signs we drive by on the way to Voice… ” With God’s Apprentice, You’re never fired!” I still can’t get over that one. Hahhahahaa! These make me laugh…especially what he says after them. Thanks for sharing!
Uhm… so yeah… I”m definately not the one who should EVER be the person in charge of putting the cheezy sayings on the signs because I couldn’t even write it right on here.. HAHA…. “AS God’s apprentice, you’re never fired.” HAHAHAHA
Okay, so I have to check out this site….My kids and I are always laughing at the signs. Sometimes they’re not just cheezy, but spiritually inaccurate and even depressing…. Yeah, so sometimes I have to explain the actual truth to my kids….cccrrraaazzzzyyy….So…I’ll check it out….
So, living in Red Sox Nation, one of the phrases on our sign was “Who’s your big Papa?”, put up by a friend of ours, in reference to Big Papi, aka David Ortiz. Needless to say, it didn’t last on the sign too long.