Ever since Al Gore’s movie came out, everyone is getting all frenetic about global warming (is this another hoax or is it legit?!). Anyway, in the spirit of doing my share to reduce my carbon footprint (unlike Al Gore and his buying “carbon offsets” for his massive jets, gas guzzling motorcades, and huge homes) on the earth, I took this quiz and found that I am below the national average. Congratulations to me… I won’t have to buy an carbon offsets. I can sell you some though for the super low price of $1999.99 per unit. Buy now, kids, and save the planet from certain doom. Sure is hot this week. I think it must be global warming. Either that or it is a typical July in Indiana. Sheesh. Scaremongers.
