Being a lover of the use of jargon… this cracked me up when i found it.
“‘Mediaspace is that concatenation of Weltanschauung, Zeitgeist and communication bandwidth that provides new opportunities for wealth creation at any given historical juncture,’ I orate. ‘It is the constellation of unbridled desire conjunct with the potential for ultimate fulfillment.’ Heads nod knowingly around the table. Finally I am in my element: total bullshit. ” � Rageboy